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4.4 KiB
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138 lines
No EOL
4.4 KiB
HTML
<html>
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<head>
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<title>Why did you click me!?!</title>
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=240">
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</head>
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<body>
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<script type="text/javascript">
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alert("OH MY GOSH!!");
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alert("WHY did you click there??");
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alert("Didn't it clearly say %22DONT CLICK ME%22??");
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alert("So... Why did you do that?");
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alert("I must be insane...");
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alert("Well done. Really!");
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alert("What a noob you are...");
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alert("It so clearly said %22DONT CLICK ME%22");
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alert("You think you are a little rebel who has to break every rule...");
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alert("..., am I right?");
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alert("Well... Now you have to go through this.");
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alert("Did you think I wouldn't punish you?");
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alert("It said %22DONT CLICK ME%22!");
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alert("What do you think why it said so?");
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alert("So that you click it, right?");
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alert("Yes. Exactly.");
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alert("You're kind of a guy... That's impossible.");
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alert("unbelieveable");
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alert("Humm...");
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alert("And how shall I punish you now?");
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alert("Should I let you go?");
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alert("Hummm....");
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alert("I don't think so!");
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alert("Muhahaha! xD");
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alert("But I HAVE to find something to do with you...");
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alert("Let me think...");
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alert("Hummmmmmmmm......");
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alert("I have a cunning plan!");
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alert("As a punishment, we're now going to count from 10000 down to 0.");
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alert("So, let's begin...");
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alert("10000...");
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alert("9999...");
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alert("9998...");
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alert("No... That's way too boring");
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alert("Let's do something different...");
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alert("Err... Yes... Sooooooo...");
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alert("Should I let go of you NOW?");
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alert("You sure?");
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alert("You really don't want to not stay?");
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alert("As you wish...");
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alert("What do we do now?");
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alert("I have another idea!");
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alert("How about a little game?");
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alert("But I don't remember any at the moment...");
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alert("Hrrmpf...");alert("Or shall I...");
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alert("...tell you a story?");
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alert("Once upon a time... there was a little, naive internet surfer...");
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alert("That guy found a homepage, and on that page he found a link...");
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alert("And this link clearly said %22DONT CLICK ME%22");
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alert("Disregarding all warnings...");
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alert("...he entered the site...");
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alert("...and all of a sudden!");
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alert("That homepage told him a story.");
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alert("And the guy somehow knew the story.");
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alert("And after a while he realized...");
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alert("... that he is the main character in that funny story.");
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alert("The End!");
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alert("......");
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alert("Did you like it?");
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alert("Why not?");
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alert("Well... Let's compromise.");
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alert("If you are at least 18 years old, you may now leave this site.");
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alert("Are you 18 years old?");
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alert("I don't believe you. Your ID card, please!");
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alert("oh.... hm.... err...");alert("That's YOU???");
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alert("Haha! *lol*");
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alert("Well...");
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alert("Anyways...............");
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alert("*yawn*");
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alert("*snore*");
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alert("OH.... Sorry, I must have fallen asleep... :D");
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alert("Wow! It's quite late already... I gotta go now!");
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alert("I think I'll buy some cookies.");
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alert("And you won't get any ^-^");
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alert("harharharhar :D");
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alert("Okay... Once again... I count down from 10... and as we reach 0, you may leave, okay?");
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alert("10...");
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alert("9...");
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alert("8...");
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alert("7...");
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alert("6...");
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alert("3...");
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alert("OOPS! I miscounted...");
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alert("Well... that doesn't matter though");
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alert("I want cookies now... Soooo...");
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alert("BYE!!!");
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alert("Come on now... Get lost!");
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alert("I SAID GET LOST!!");
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alert("First you don't want to stay and now I can't get rid of you...");
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alert("Wonderful. Really...");
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alert("Anyhow...");
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alert("Did you already drop a note in our guest book?");
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alert("Well.. then hurry up!");
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alert("There's no guest book? What a pity...");
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alert("That's it, I'm gone... buying cookies...");
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alert("...");
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alert("But don't you dare to leave!");
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alert("See you soon!");
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alert("...");
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alert("(>^.^)>");
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alert("<(^.^)>");
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alert("<(^.^<)");
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alert("(v^.^v)");
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alert("(>^.^)>");
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alert(".__.");
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alert(":D");
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alert("8-)");
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alert("I'm so good :D");
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alert("Doopidoooo...");
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alert("^.^");
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alert("-.-");
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alert("*-*");
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alert("*_*");
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alert(":-(");
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alert(":-)");
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alert("KRKRKRKR :D");
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alert("Okay? :D");
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alert("Helloooo?!");
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alert("Anyone there?");
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alert("Good...");
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alert("I'm bored :D");
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alert("humm humm humm...");
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alert("Oh well...");
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alert("I think I bothered you enough!");
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alert("And I really hope that you will learn from your mistake!");
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alert("So...");
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alert("Bye ;)");
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</script>
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<center>If you learned your lesson, click <a href="/more/">here</a>. If you didnt, click <a href="javascript:while(1){alert('You thought that was bad? This never ends!')}">here</a></center>
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</body>
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</html> |