40 lines
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1.1 KiB
HTML
40 lines
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1.1 KiB
HTML
<html>
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<head>
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<title>Jokes</title>
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=240">
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<style>
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div { border:1px solid gray; background:lightgray; font-size:14px; }
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<font size=1>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='To get to the other side.';">
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='He was caught whipping cream.';">
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Why did the cook get arrested?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='Swimming trunks.';">
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What do you call a fish and an elephant combined?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='They hog the ball.';">
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Why can't pigs play sports?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='Beacause the banana split.';">
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Why was the apple so lonley?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='All the fans have left.';">
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Why is it hot after a sports game?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='Because 7 8(ate) 9.';">
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='Just put it on my bill.';">
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What did the duck say to the clerk when he was done shoping?
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</div><br>
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<div onclick="this.innerHTML='That sure hit the spots.';">
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What did the lepord say after eating?
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</div>
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</font>
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</body>
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</html> |